this is what some seniors put up on myspace for the 'Churchill' school group thing:
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Dear Freshman,
Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
1) You are not cool.
2) Everyone does hate you.
3) You are annoying.
4) JOIN the choir class
- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school.
- dont brag about the number of seniors you know. The more u brag, the more we can tell youre a freshman.
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "freshie" - shut up, you sound like a queer
- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one.
-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn't look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on bullshitting around just drop out your a lost cause and your really not that cool. people talk down about you behind your back.
- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.
- Don't post things like "FINALLY A FRESHIE!! LOLZZZ" on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.
- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.
-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.
- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business.
-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.
- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
- dont tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them u have to go meet your friends in the jr./sr. parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters just taking you home.
- You'll never be as hot as the '08, '09, & '10 girls. So don't try.
- To all freshman guys, you can't get with the class of '08 & '09 & '10 girls.
- Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.
- Your name is "the class of 11." HAHA.. enough said.
-Don' t try to pull that shit "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we arent anymore so shut the fuck up.
-The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again, b****.
- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You WILL get hurt
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big your d*** is or how huge your balls are. We all know you're lying.
Welcome to hell. =]
Believe me---You CANT win. Have FUN being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.
Sincerely,
The Classes of '08, '09 &'10
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kinda stupid, no?
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3 comments:
dude parts of that were right but parts of it pissed me off. i think thats kinda the point though.
yeah.
i read that too.
its kinda dumb.
i read that too, kinda pissed me off, i was more thinkign tht the guy tht posted tht has a stick up hie but and i REALLy wanna prove him wrong for all of those tht i can. I would love to se him fall head over heels for a freshman girl. or the girl in his grade thts his best friend to fall for a freshman guy. hell freshman can be the shit and the others are jsut jealous tht they arnt haveing as much fun as we all are
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