my day

Dear santa,

By now, i'll bet you're sickand tired of all of the boys and girls in the world telling you just how good a kid they are. Well I say Fuck them! If they want to spend their xmas sitting underneath a christmas tree pretending to be happy, that's fine by me.

I on the otherhand wish to invite you to my smashing xmas party in dearborn. There will be mosh pit after moshbit and hooker after hooker at this place, Just bring a tickle me elmo because ELO'S GOT THE BITCH LINED UP.

There amy be some *Questionable content* at this party so we'd like you to sign the attached document releasing us of your blood -er releasing the restraining order -uhh... wasxhing your blood off of our hands.

Sincerely,
The Easter Bunny




lol, off the top of my head

1-6th hours:
beh

henrys house:
Still Buzzed :]